It happened again. Last night my friend Simon (name changed) brought yet another Polish guy to our house church meeting; a man who
had not been to a similar cell group before.
How? God told Simon, again, to offer the man a biscuit from the pack he was carrying. Simon, as last time, didn’t want to, but when the Almighty pressed the point he felt he really had to.
Sure enough, the man – let’s call him Ed – didn’t want the biscuit. But interest was aroused. Before he knew it he was inside our Christian community house and dancing round the table singing a worship song in 4 languages just like the rest of us; just like red indians in fact! I tried to put myself in his shoes – he must have been blown away!
These God-ordained, anointed biscuits of churchward-pulling power are the business, I tell you. I would recommend them to any serious contemporary gospel evangelist.

Jun 23, 2011 @ 15:36:14
I’m not sure about this Loz. Paul the apostle would blatantly have used Bourbons.
Jun 24, 2011 @ 14:44:29
Probably has application to the whole Christian life – obey the nudgings of the Holy Spirit
Jul 18, 2011 @ 22:01:37
Well good. It sounds like he should carry biscuits with him wherever he goes.
In fact, come to think of it, it sounds like he does!